a-walking-accident:

tessandloki-stole-the-tardis:

mrsmischief:

thornsprite:

…We’re fucked.

I don’t know… I mean, this is the villain:

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#BEST #POST #EVER

may this post live forever

(Source: emilytatham)

azorel:

seen in Gastown, Vancouver, BC

Summer.
  • White kid: Mom im going out. Bye.
  • White parent: Okay have fun!
  • African kid: Mom can i go out?
  • African parent: NO! You need to stay home and study!

When I’m jamming to Nigerian Music

sweetlydifficult:

I be looking like this minus the chicken when home alone

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and I be looking like this when the beat drops 

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and when my favorite part comes on I spazz out like

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and a lot of this of course ;)

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and then I drop it low one time like this

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and this

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and when I get hype, I be looking like

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I just love my Nigerians yo.

msunderwaterfish:

xiledthe:

Just reading that makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

^^ I second that.

(Source: peppermixed)

lynzave:

today these kids were talking and being really rude during a test so I finally fulfilled my dream of telling them off by yelling “I AM FAILING THIS CLASS AND YOU DILDOS AREN’T HELPING MY SITUATION, LET ME TAKE MY TEST” and it went dead silent for like two seconds and one person snickered and the teacher said “don’t you dare laugh, she’s absolutely right”

I’ve never had a school official back me up after calling someone a dildo.

jimcavill:

kellyangel:

I made this long Twilight summary a while back but I never shared the whole thing with you tumblr. I should probably point out that I’ve only seen 2 of the movies and not read any of the books so there might be 1 or 2 teensy errors…. 

SO ACCURATE.

magpizza:

ingridsbergman:

jillbiden:

avferreira:

Just because a person is a good actor, doesn’t mean they’d be good in any role. 

But Meryl Streep though.

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fake-mermaid:

listening to your favourite song on the computer isn’t as great as listening to it when it comes on tv bc like when you’re on the computer you know you’re going to play it and listen to it but when it comes on the tv you get excited like woah my favourite song just came on dont u fuckin touch the remote

(Source: fake-mermaid)